Its Joke Mania!
-How can something thats not alive die?
-A rooster wakes you up in the morning but what tells you its time to go to sleep? -knock knock? who's there? Interupting cow Inturupting-MOO! |
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there? -Amish. -Amish who? -You don't look like a shoe! -Knock, knock. -Who's there? -Cows go. -Cows go who? -No silly, cows go MOO! -Why did the streetlight turn red? -It was caught changing in the street. |
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there? -Little old lady. -Little old lady who? -Wow, I never knew you could yodel! -What is the sound of one hand clapping? - a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around... does it make any noise? |
yeah... thats all i got but if you have a funny joke just blog it in the guest book and i'll put it up in the puzzle page!